Previously On…

“Aaaaaand….Stop.  Class, you may put your pencils down now,”  said Mrs. Jones to her second grade class.  She was floating lightly through the classroom, glancing at the free-writing her students had been working on for the last ten minutes and chuckling to herself.  Some of these ideas were super creative!  Jenny sure does have a lot of ways to describe a pony!  And Ryan: zombie Frankensteins and Russian secret formulas?!  What will they think of next?  She made a mental note to mention this to Dave when she got home–he’s such a huge Shaun of the Dead fan!  If only she could make it through the faculty meeting this afternoon without throwing up.  Who knows what kind of bullpuckie Gary Ocheltree will pull this time.  What a blowhard.